moobs

freakin ugly man boobs...excess fat in the chest area on males

marty has major moobs

by ...Cherry... April 8, 2003

Morbot

A Mormon who strictly adheres to crazy Mormon teachings. Sometimes used to describe Mormon women, as in a portmanteau of Mormon and Fembot.

That girl doesn't want to think freely or have a career; she's a Morbot and wants to be third wife to some sleazy old LDS freak who cornholes her every night.

by Jschurnmeister April 13, 2009

moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

by mwrulz June 2, 2009

Morbius Meal

The Morbius Meal is one of the most important meals anyone can ever eat. It is your 5 a day. It is based on the amazing film and moviest movie Morbius (2022) and its protagonist Doctor Michael Morbius (played by cultist Jared Leto). The Morbius Meal is served in only the best of establishments such as Los Pollos Hermanos. The Morbius Meal is coming soon to Binley Mega Chippy.

Celeste: I'm so morbed, let's get a Morbius Meal
Connor: Yes

by Bruhaps June 4, 2022

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

moobs

A mans boobs. Mixed two words boobs and man.

guy: - can i touch your boobs?
girl: - if i can touch your moobs..

by Papag October 9, 2006

mOBSCENE

It isn't your scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's so fucking obscene, obscene, yeah.

You came to see the mOBSCENE
I know it isn't your scene
it's better than a sex scene
and it's so fucking obscene, obscene YEAH!

by The Waffler May 5, 2005