my morning jacket 

A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.

I first saw My Morning Jacket on Conan O'brien.

my morning jacket by Hydroman July 11, 2006

Anal Morning 

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

Anal Morning by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Moonfinger 

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.

I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...

Moonfinger by Reladith January 14, 2009

Morning Puss 

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.

"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."

Morning Puss by PierceMe September 29, 2011

Lucifer Morningstar 

This sexy beast will make you commit the CUM he is a lover not a fighter. He is able to make his way out of any situation and can penetrate the strongest of forces. He can entrance anyone with the sex and make you feel like a king he is special in many eyes he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: I pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on grandma.

Ethan: *fucking dies*

Lucifer Morningstar by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

A Nancy Drew Morning

When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.

Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?

A Nancy Drew Morning by Bren in Houston July 2, 2011

New Jersey Morning 

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

New Jersey Morning by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019