one of the finest dark skin you'll ever met
He is nonchalant a ladies man
Good I'm bed
Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
He is nonchalant a ladies man
Good I'm bed
Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him
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Emily Rose Montes is a 9 year old hyperpop singer who has absolute SHOOK the MUSIC INDUSTRY, her debut album Emily Montes (self-titled) offers deep insight to the horrors of the Covid-19 pandemic. Her other albums like Emily Rose bring light to the issues of police brutality, while also dissing popular rapper Nicki Minaj. Her album Club Emily gives new remixes to her classic hits. She's also set to appear in the newest seasons of American Horror Story and Dance Mom's.
Person A: Have you heard listened to Emily Montes on Spotify?
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
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1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
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