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chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona
An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona
by Smooax September 3, 2020
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Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.
by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005
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Oh Mona!

An exclamation. Typically uttered when a person is surprised or excited.
Oh Mona! I can’t believe that tree is covered in purple flowers!
by Mattyham_ April 4, 2022
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break
by SukyPirate November 16, 2009
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Dr Mona Jain Middle School

It is a new school with great teachers😉

PS Full of VSCO GIRLS
Dude “Dr Mona Jain Middle School” is an amazing school
by VSCO GIRL BTW August 31, 2019
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Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'
BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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