moan

1. Something woman are good faking at :

On The Phone:
*moaning*

Ohh Yeah Baby.....ssss Ahh *rolling her eyes at the same time*

lmfao

by tacoswithcheese January 16, 2011

Mijan

A word used to describe a man that is perceived, as being very handsome and good looking. In other words some guy who is extremely sexy and hot and women just feel that they must do anything to be with him.

1)I broke a nail for that Mijan yesterday

2)Bitch I saw him first, get your own Mijan

3)That waiter was such a Mijan

by Nossss April 11, 2007

Moaning

*Moaning intensifies*
Moan

When you moans, you know she wants that bone. **HARD**
Moaning is sexy GOOD

by ShayShayShayShayShayShayShay September 23, 2019

Mohanad

THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME HE WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CONVINCE YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU BACK BUT THEN HE STARTS IGNORING YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BECAUSE DEEP DEEP DOWN YOU STILL HAVE HOPE THAT HE WILL CHANGE AND BECOME A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT BUT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST THINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE ITS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH

- Omg waleed is such an asshole i texted him five minutes ago and he still hasn't replied

-you ungrateful bitch last time mohanad replied to me was last month.

by Spoiledbrat November 22, 2014

The Phone Moan

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."

"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."

by RainbowAJ January 23, 2012

Mojang Support

Mojang Support, also known as Minecraft Support, is one of the worst customer services you will ever find out there for a multibillion company like Mojang. With a response time of many weeks to even months and useless, lazy, POS that can't even do their job as support agents, they are an absolute disgrace to Minecraft and Microsoft.

If you do actually get a response from these assholes, they will almost always try to come up with an excuse not to help you with your Java account related issue, claiming their policy doesn't allow whatever you specifically asked them to do, even if the official website says otherwise. Because of this, people deliberately resubmit their support tickets hoping to get a reply from a different representative that actually has a brain and can understand English, which isn't always feasible given the long response time and the large number of incompetent idiots with account administration tools that Mojang is paying to do nothing but give canned responses...

Example 1:
Player: My account got hacked into, please help me recover it!
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Please locate your Transaction ID from 10 years ago and provide a long list of information that you most likely don't have, and then we might help you!
Player: I finally got everything you asked for, can you help me now?
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but for security reasons I am not going to touch your account!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*

Example 2:
Player: One of my past usernames has my real life full name in it, it is personally identifiable information and because name history is public, I would like to have that particular name removed! The website says you remove usernames in such cases, if they contain personally identifiable info.
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but we can only remove past usernames if they contain a full first and last name!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
Player: Can you even read what I said 8 weeks ago, you stupid fucking dumbass? This is a serious issue!
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*

by 14142 February 18, 2021

Moan

Sound that females create when they are alone having fun in a room

*whilst playing an online game*
Catherine: "Please stop stop stop stop Nooooooo"
Antoniete: "Ahahahaha They got you cat

Robert: "Will you two stop moaning and get a room. Sheesh"

by Contrary to what you said February 7, 2019