moby cock

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.

moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 09, 2017

Moby huge bomb

Whenever penguinz0 has a thumbnail including his huge dildo (Moby huge) and it pops up at a bad time

Penguinz0 Moby huge bombed Mizkif's twitch stream

by Jreenr June 30, 2021

mobi or gtfo

Similar to pics or GTFO, a phrase used jokingly as an ultimatum to new members of a community who mention books to upload a copy or to "get the **** out."

Cassandra1980: Hi guys, you all should read the new Steve Jobs biography
P3rv69: mobi or GTFO!

Cassandra1980: =|

P3rv69: :P

by RumpoleIsDead February 03, 2012

Mobi

Holder of small dick and brain.
Don't know how to satisfy women and probably the female partner need to teach.

Sad life, and pathetic. May live a short life.

He is mobi dic

by RealMeanings2022 July 23, 2022

mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss June 30, 2012

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from

Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book

by DeeJayyXz July 03, 2022