mobi or gtfo

Similar to pics or GTFO, a phrase used jokingly as an ultimatum to new members of a community who mention books to upload a copy or to "get the **** out."

Cassandra1980: Hi guys, you all should read the new Steve Jobs biography
P3rv69: mobi or GTFO!

Cassandra1980: =|

P3rv69: :P

by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2012

Mobi Huge

7 feet dildo

I suck mobi huge every night

by Suck my 7 feet dick May 18, 2023

Moby Dick

A book by Herman Melville.

My teacher read Moby Dick to me after class. We did not have sex.

by gigantopiphicgenitaliaaura May 17, 2021

Moby Dick

The dude on the Vineyard Vines Logo

Is that Moby Dick on your Vineyard Vine's Tie?

ye

by Maxummmmmm December 11, 2019

Big moby

A three foot tall umm...Toy that may or may not make a woman or gay mane extremely open if you know what I mean.

OwO senpai shove the big moby in me ooohhhh oni chan kawaii *passes out*.

by Bill Cosby is watching December 17, 2019

Moby Complex

A psychological complex rooted in the subconscious of all men that perpetually makes them insecure about the size of their penis, regardless of its size.
Named after the Moby Huge Dildo and first described by psychologist Charles Christopher White Jr.

"Why's your boyfriend acting so pissed off?"
"He has a Moby Complex."

by BakedPsychologist December 1, 2024

Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.

"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."

by SirZoby September 20, 2023