midshit

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

by troubledemon March 24, 2009

Minster

as it is obviously shown by the first definition, Minster is a town in mid west ohio populated by the most stuck up people on earth. they are too excited over their overrated sports and like sniffing their own farts. Most are wealthy and like talking about their new things. Minster people care only for themselves and will screw anyone else over. They are always right, and you are always wrong. Also, the cops suck and pull people over for no reason. Never go to Minster. NO ONE LIKES YOU (CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)!

You: Where was Jesus born?
Minster citizen: Minster!

by Mercer County Rules December 18, 2011

Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.

Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.

by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010

MidSun

a fucking horrible school in southern alberta that the teachers dont even teach you anything and let you sit on your ass and do nothing

a at least my school isnt a midsun

by fuckschool10101 December 6, 2016

midtown

dated, un-cultured, lame

My aunt and uncle came to visit and it is scary how midtown they are. They thought our Picasso print was children's art.

by Glorfindel June 4, 2004

miester

A suffix that can be added to any name to create wonderful nicknames. Can either be used for those who you love or those who you hate.

Works especially well with the names of teachers.

"Let's call Natalie-miester to see if she can hang out!"

"Ew, Let's ditch Smith-miester's class today."

by rachaelrobot July 30, 2008

midshipmen

People that attend the Naval Academy. Usually they are dorky guys with insane GPAs and Class Ranks, but underneath the geeky facade they have the drive, determination, and motivation to buff themselves up in order to protect our country and those they love.

Civilian Guy: I hate midshipmen! They're dorks that take away all the girls.

by tina June 18, 2006