midcest

When two midshipmen get "involved" with each other. similar to darksiding.

"MIDN Ay hooked up with MIDN Bee last night and now the whole platoon knows about it. I told her not to get involved in any midcest."

by Meghan Barrett January 7, 2006

Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Midwesterners

People from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as:
Racist
Hicks
Conservative (in actuality, the midwest is very balanced between liberal and conservative)
Stupid (Some of the best public education in the nation is in the midwest)

Correctly stereotyped as:
Friendly
Trusting
Honest
Hard-working

These people are some of the nicest you'll find anywhere. They aren't as interested in materialism and greed as others in America. Very good work ethic.

East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag.
Midwesterner: I'm sorry you think that. Would you like to come in for some dinner?
East Coaster: I feel really guilty for being so mean and making such horrible generalizations about such a nice person.

by The Truth-man November 8, 2007

Modest Mouse

They've always been godly. However, with their latest album, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", they have reached a new level of godliness. They have reached the Cthulhu level of godliness. I would sacrifice newborn children to them if they requested it, and I consider myself lawful good. I would give myself up sexually to all the members if they requested it, and I'm not homosexual. They have the uncanny ability to become incredibly popular, yet at the same time remain completely and totally indie. They are awesomeness incarnate.

Isaac Brock: You just had a son, right?

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

Isaac Brock: Sacrifice him to the glory of Modest Mouse!

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

by Rbcok Siaac December 9, 2008

midwest

kansas city, st louis, chicago, detroit, indianapolis, minneapolis, milwaukee, omaha, wichita

i'm from the midwest

by damon February 3, 2005

midcest

"mid"shipman in"cest"; a slang term for the act of a mishipman getting "together", personally or sexually, with a fellow midshipman from the same unit/school; usually used by any military unit that is training midshipmen such as the Naval Academy or Navy Reserve Officer Training Corps (NROTC).

Gunnery Sergeant: There will be no midcest whatsover going on in during this training, do you understand!?

by a middie August 14, 2010

Midwest Layaway

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.

by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011