Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.

Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”

by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021

Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 13, 2013

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Peel Method

Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.

Contrary to the " Real Peel"!

1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!

by 9290 May 16, 2020