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Hemingway Method

A method of doing school work based on the quote by Ernest Hemingway, "Write drunk; edit sober." This can use any method of inebriation be it drugs or alcohol, you just can't be sober. This tends to work best when you have time to sober up and edit the essay.
I really couldn't get any inspiration for my Sociology mid-term, so I resorted to the Hemingway Method. Surprisingly enough drunk me is filled with ideas, I got an A, mind you my friend you must have time to sober up before you turn in the essay.
by Carsen Tyler July 28, 2012
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Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method
Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method
by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
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Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.
guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method
by dfghjks July 28, 2009
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S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.
Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".
by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009
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Thayer Persuasion Method

A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.
Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!
by Garth Tingey October 24, 2007
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method

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

M-E-T-H-O-D, MAN
by wonder kid July 30, 2004
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Super Baby Method

A type of process, often involving the field of genetics & thus cloning, used to create powerful human beings.

According to Liquid Snake, the Super Baby Method goes like this:
They fertilize an egg from one of someone's cell, and then let it divide into whatever amount of babies they want. And then, the eggs are transplanted into someone's uterus. Thus the babies are twins, but the fetal growth is strong...however, fetal growth is stronger if a certain number of babies are aborted.
"The Super Baby Method sounds immoral, but at the same time, it would create extremely powerful manpower."
-me

"You and I were originally octuplets."
-Liquid Snake, talking to Solid Snake about how they were "created"; MGS
by Dave April 2, 2004
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