Mediatation

Something you get when you do something good

Hey tom you’ve been doing really good at work, one day you’ll get the mediatation of honor

by Thomas Hankem August 25, 2020

Meltation

A process involving the melting of something especially snow to water.

A change of physical state from a solid to a liquid.

One of the most prominent ways in which to experience flooding in a particular region is during the process of meltation.

by TEDDYJAM February 27, 2021

Medialone

The state of being depressingly alone in enjoying one's preferred movies, television, books, sports, or other entertainment. This is often the result of one's tastes being quirky, so family and friends will not engage them, even though one actively engages others in their tastes.

"I tried to show my wife a few of my favorite movies, but she refused each of them. We watched one of her favorites instead. Being medialone hurts."

by A Sad Little Man April 26, 2021

Mediatoolkit

That one media monitoring tool you can't live without. Literal know-it-all. Helpful, hardworking, detail-oriented, able to pick up all social conversations, and never annoyed about too many queries, Mediatoolkit is likely to be your favorite colleague.

"Imagine if I had to manually find all these online mentions. I wouldn't be done in years! Thank goodness for Mediatoolkit."

by ami76 November 24, 2021

midigation

Da lessening of da "sting" of something unpleasant through da use of computer-generated music.

Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.

by QuacksO August 23, 2022

Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.

Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.

by Flunkie October 6, 2022

Mediator

Someone who’s needs to shut thee actually fuck up like dude just let shit happen

Ryan always likes to be a mediator he’s such a bitch like stfu

by Saintboppa0 October 13, 2022