Texan Meatloaf

A Texan Meatloaf is when, you nut in an open wound, then burn it shut.

Carl: duuude i gave my wife a Texan Meatloaf

by Yeekin February 24, 2018

Meatloaf

sluggish or lazy, boring, moving slow

damn bitch y u meatloafin 'round u tired or sumthin.

damn that class was so boind i was like meatloafin through it

yo dawg look at that playa meatloafin through da hood , he be off da heezy with that ghetto mama!!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

meatloafing

When two people shove shit up each others' asses.

Steve was meatloafing so hard with Alex so hard that Alex's shit poured out of Steve's anus.

by Stephen Crampton January 25, 2007

Meatloaf

An infant of such a young age (less than 6 months). Generally the baby is wrapped warmly and held. This gives the baby the appearance of a meatloaf.

Krista saw Cayte holding her meatloaf at the mall.

by HawieDied? September 1, 2009

meatloaf pie snatcher

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.

I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.

by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006

Meatloaf

A very flabby dick.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...

by Jensen.Alika February 14, 2009

meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

by the randy ferret November 4, 2009