mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018

mastrigator

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Maturino

Usually referred to as M BOY or M BOY’s runs a whole town name should be on the Gonzales ball instead

Definitely not the City of Gonzales It’s the City of The Maturino’s

by Noel_23 November 23, 2021

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021

Masturbin

A person thats extremely good at masturbating, knows the in and outs, techniques, etc.

Person 1:Hey do you know why Ignacio stays so much at home?
Person 2:Yeah, i'll give you a hint, he's a real Masturbin

by Zetarro November 29, 2021

Masterking

Masterking is a random guy who jokes and screams in his microphone, aswell he has autism, so if he screams you get your ear to bleed, he is very talented in coding etc. He has a youtube channel about HvH and other cringe videos , has cheats like : fatality , loves to spend money on cheats LOL.

Masterking is just too generous

by Karolis2K May 4, 2022