A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by jordanair November 4, 2019
Get the Jose Maria mug.Marianas Trench is the awesome, 4 man band from Vancouver British Columbia. It consists of Joshua Keeler Ramsay, Matthew Ian Webb, Micheal John Edward Ayley, and Ian Randle Clifford Casselman. Josh is lead vocals, guitar, piano. Matt is lead guitar, piano, backing vocals. Mike is bass, backing vocals. Ian is drums, backing vocals. They are hilarious, down to earth, and VERY TALENTED MUSICIANS. Check em' out! They have 3 albums out- Fix Me, Masterpiece Theatre, and Ever After. They also have 2 EP's- Self-Titled Marianas Trench and Say Anything. *There is also NO APOSTROPHE IN MARIANAS* They also have an amazing guitar tech named Brett Jamieson.
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Is a smart carring gir she’s a talented and works she’s one of the best friends anyone can ask for she’s really pretty . She’s a good friend amazing person gives good advice and when she sticks with a friend she will stay what that forever sometimes she gets jealous because she cares and if u Know a Mariabelen you are really lucky
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Mariam is very confident and doesn’t care what other people think and. Mariam is persistent and always gets what she wants. She is very charismatic and has a great eye for fashion.
Mariam is very confident and doesn’t care what other people think and. Mariam is persistent and always gets what she wants. She is very charismatic and has a great eye for fashion.
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Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.
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Get the Marciatosis mug.She's self conscious and doesn't see herself the way you do, you could tell her that she is so gorgeous she might as well be art but she'll deny it and compliment you instead. She's an amazing writer, and is awesome at drawing she loves every one, but when in a relationship with her she is very posesive . But she'll love you with every fiber in her being.
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