monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

malasis

A thick, gooey syrup that is collected from a tree.
It is so thick it often takes a few minutes to shake from a bottle.

That girl is as slow as malasis.

by Fuubunny March 10, 2008

Malavika

a Smart and dedicated girl, she always finishes her work on time; total teachers pet

WHAT Malavika finished the project already?!

by Try_Me_Bitch February 11, 2022

Malvinate

Verb - to turn something (usually an event or plan) that is boring, bleak, or sometimes hopeless into something awesome and not boring or exciting.

Dude, help me malvinate at Operation Buy A Horse.

by TheSeargent September 5, 2011

Malarious

Something that you are laughing at that you shouldn't.

Joe fell over and broke his leg, it was malarious

by MegaScriber June 20, 2012

malavet

A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.

Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI

Omg that's a malavet i need to run, or go up and be her friend. naw!

by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017

Malaki Mannen

Malaki Mannen är en man som bara andvänder Malaki kräm. Malaki mannen är oftast en man som spelar pingis och spelar på malaki regler.

Malaki Mannens namn börjar oftast på S detta kan dateras från medel-tidernas grekland där författaren till "in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon" andvänder Malaki mannens psedonym som SAM.

Vart är Sam?
-Menar du Malaki Mannen?

by The founder of Malaki February 28, 2020