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Mackenna

The perfect girl. the one who has all the guys at her feet. absolutely beautiful, smart, a great listener, and everyone wants to be around her, and even though she has a hard life, she will always try her best to make yours better.
Kevin: i need help mackenna i dont have any friends

Mackenna: aww kevin im your friend! everything will be fine hun

Kevin: thanks
by Kevin the irish dude January 19, 2009
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Mackem

Mackems originated from the drunken coupling of a brother and sister from a series of caves known as Pennywell. Legend has it that, after consuming large amounts of Panda Pop and Hewla Hewps, the two fell into an embrace, resulting in the birth of a race of six toed, cave dwelling, sub human filth.

Mackems are generally very poorly educated, they are known for refusing to take employment as they are happy to live on benefits. Many choose to live in free houses they have been given from the council. This is primarily to stop them leaving the area and integrating with the normal people from the outlying boroughs.

They are a source of great amusement to the rest of the North East, much like poking a bear with a stick, or watching a fat bloke fall over.

The rest of the UK have no idea where Mackems come from. This is usually remedied by saying "Sunderland. Oh, it's down the road from Newcastle".

They are usually found round the back of Farmfoods waiting for out of date cheese, sitting on kerbs in the Pennywell shanty towns, waiting in the crisis loan queue at the job centre or appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show. They produce vast amounts of children with multiple partners. These offspring usually go by the name Jayden or Chantelle.

It is a well known fact that Mackems are responsible for all crime committed in the North East.

Well known Mackems throughout history include the old agony aunt off This Morning and Wearside Jack.
"Christ, I've lost both my legs in a terrible accident. Could be worse, I could be a Mackem"

"Aww is that that poor John Merrick fella, oh no, it's just a Mackem"

"Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?"

"I will admit to pretending to be the Yorkishire Ripper. But I wont admit to being a Mackem" - Wearside Jack.
by Cockadoody November 11, 2013
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lay the mack

Verb, to lay the mack.

Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Guy: Hey baby, when do you turn eighteen?
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
by Julia Jellyfish October 26, 2006
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Macked Out

To be so drunk you can't stand and or speak. Sometime you may be able speak in tongues, or say things like goo.
Did you see Leach last night. He was fucking Macked Out.
by Dr. Sullivan Suess April 4, 2009
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mackdaddy

a really good pimp; a player who is good at "what he does"
all the girls roll with me, i am the mack daddy
by hot stuff June 30, 2004
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Mackenna

This girl is damn fine. She is all around just great. She is attractive and is always smiling. She may be insecure, but doesn't let it show. She has lots of friends and is very smart. She'll make you laugh. Definitely a bad ass. All the guys want to get a piece of that bootylicous ass. She is pretty much perfect.
James: Oh damn.. Look at her. I want a piece of that ass.
Kevin: Everyone does. That's Mackenna. I want her.
by Ja'Quisha March 7, 2012
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Mack Daddy

Mack Daddy- A Male of supperior looks. A player of players. A romantic lady killer. One of many model looking girlfriends.
Comes from old American dating back to early High School days of 1990's.
Brian AKA- -=BIA=-Sniper_Bait
by Brian January 14, 2005
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