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Dirty Macaroni

A dirty macaroni is only successful if your partner has and std or sti but if so you get the macaroni and you mix the juices of the females infected vagina with the macaroni noodles then they can be used to be thrown at people giving them std or sti if they were to eat them.
Keep talking and Ima hit you with a dirty macaroni
by HxnchoDaYxungin February 17, 2021
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Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.
"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."
by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023
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Mactool

An Apple computer enthusiast who tries to convince other people that Macs are better and that they should buy them. Mactools are know to quote directly from commercials or from the Apple website.
Paul is such a Mactool, all he does is sit at his computer and makes movies of his cat.
by pyrofool the panda May 31, 2007
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Macaroni Yellow

The hypnotizing Crayola crayon which always causes one to frothe at the mouthe and dream of what could be.
guy 1: Did you see my Macaroni Yellow?
guy 2: No I ated it!
by JeanieXO October 20, 2009
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sausage and macaroni

When a guy shoves his dick in your pussy (another term for Sex)
It's not good sex if it doesn't sound like sausage and macaroni

Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy
by Chlo_bot February 11, 2021
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Russian macaroni

1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"

2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.

You may eat it if you'd like.

3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you

had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni

every night anymore!"
by INVISIBOWL. April 15, 2011
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Macaron

Something like an oreo but instead of cream a less soft and less cold version of icecream,

NOT A MACAROON
by blaez kat May 26, 2014
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