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Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.
(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.
I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.
Long ass week by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

long mover 

Pseudo-Britishism for "snake" or "serpent". Coined on The Mighty Boosh.
Bob Fossil: "You know, the windy man, the long mover." (specifically referring to a python)
long mover by joebobby July 22, 2011

long + crazy

The optimal adjective for any object.
MY DAY WAS LONG + CRAZY!!!!
long + crazy by MsAngryBlackMan September 13, 2011

long distance lovership 

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
He and I have a long distance Lovership.

Long tine ago 

Jose: Long tine ago I live in Mejico
Long tine ago by Pizzlej July 16, 2019