Lock him up!

The groundswell chant heard around the world relating to the 45th President of the United States.

As I stood in the rotunda, surrounded by an expanding ocean of angry Americans, I felt the words, “Lock him up!” come rolling out of my throat.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2019

Couch Lock

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."

by Patlacker May 25, 2010

Zip-Lock Pussy

A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.

Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!

by ebghjebb October 5, 2016

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

Whiskey Locker

Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..

"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"

by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017

lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

by WeirdererDefine October 16, 2011

lock it up

A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."

by Fitterer January 21, 2006