blast a load

Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.

"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"

"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."

by Severance August 11, 2006

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016

Load-Climber

One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load... but some people have other lives to get back to)

it takes 3 years of schooling to become a load-climber

by paulette's load July 7, 2009

load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

by Kaedin November 28, 2015

The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007

d-loading

Dangelo Russell who plays for the fucking Brooklyn fucking Nets, poor kid was the lakers point guard of the future before lonzo got there

D-loading with the three ball

by Dequaviod July 17, 2018

Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009