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Liverpool playing at home:
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
Me: Would you like to go swimming?
Mrs: I’d Love to but Liverpool are playing at home
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Surprising lack of actual scoucers, populated mostly by southerners who wanted a taste of gritty north, without actually going there.
Was home to the greatest aspestos slum/student housing haven for drugs, parties and general cool kids, by the name of Carnatic student village, before ‘the man’ decided its existence was too much of a threat too societal standing and had it demolished.
Actually rates lower in the league tables than any of the other unis in Liverpool, altho no one not even the other unis will believe it.
Surprising lack of actual scoucers, populated mostly by southerners who wanted a taste of gritty north, without actually going there.
Was home to the greatest aspestos slum/student housing haven for drugs, parties and general cool kids, by the name of Carnatic student village, before ‘the man’ decided its existence was too much of a threat too societal standing and had it demolished.
Actually rates lower in the league tables than any of the other unis in Liverpool, altho no one not even the other unis will believe it.
John Mores Student: Where do you go uni?
University of Liverpool student: ‘University of Liverpool’
John Moores Student ‘oh fuck off tory smart cunt’
University of Liverpool student: ‘University of Liverpool’
John Moores Student ‘oh fuck off tory smart cunt’
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The most inconsistent team in the whole damn world.The next moment you see them at the top in a blink they are at the bottom of the league.
" He is so inconsistent what a Liverpool"
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United fan : how many times have you won the premier league
Delusional gobshite from Norway : 6 tImEs
Man united fan : go and die you little bin dipping rat you live in a cousil house back in Norway where you wank of Slippy g But then remember that he’s never won the league but Rooney has stalling has and even Ashley young has you twat .
United fan : how many times have you won the premier league
Delusional gobshite from Norway : 6 tImEs
Man united fan : go and die you little bin dipping rat you live in a cousil house back in Norway where you wank of Slippy g But then remember that he’s never won the league but Rooney has stalling has and even Ashley young has you twat .
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the team that lost the game
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