Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

lemonboy

noun, meaning a major loser or a screw up. a lemonboy is usually the kid with no friends who sits all alone in his room, studying cars. It can also be used to describe a large mistake.

Emilie: Haha look at that loser playing golf!!
Kyle: oh i know, he's such a lemonboy!

Sara: I just bombed my civics test!
Amanda: same! i made a total lemonboy!!

by suckitfools June 9, 2011

Lemonade

Short for Liquid Hydrocodone.

gucci : dat lemonade in my cup homie

by drosk1727 January 19, 2010

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

lemonade ray gun

Gentle childlike term for one's pecker!

"Mum, my mate wants to play with my lemonade ray gun!"

by Bimmy November 1, 2006

highway lemonade

When you’re on a highway (typically part of a trucking crew) and you piss into a bottle to avoid stopping.

Driver: I’m so thirsty, do we have any drinks back there?

Passenger: all we got is some highway lemonade back here

by Niccck June 29, 2020

budlight pink lemonade

A very manly beer, that infuses pink lemonade flavour into the famous taste of budlight. Available as a limited run during the summer of 2020. Only the manliest of men drink it. It is a real beer

Big Steve does not drink budlight pink lemonade, thus meaning, he is not a man

by SoupSeason September 29, 2020