lardhead

One whose head is so incredibly fat, that it appears as though he/she has no neck or chin.

That guy at McDonalds is a total lardhead.

by Jaynik July 28, 2008

lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

largh

The sound that results from pulling your cock out of a chick's throat

woman: largh
me: good girl

by Sir Spunk January 21, 2003

dirty lars

When you and your gay best friend look up at the stars on a trampoline when he questions if you’d do it with him. Unsure of your own sexuality you agree to do it with him as he starts to stick his cock up your nose. You then start start bouncing on the trampoline in enjoyment as if you were 5 again.

BRO, me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night! It was a different experience

by Astyrl January 18, 2021

lars ulrich

Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.

yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch

by baos December 27, 2003

larchmont

A small, rich, white town in Westchester that is about 65% jewish, 20% wasp, 14% catholic, and 1% other. Larchmont is not as preppy as Bronxville, Rye, Scarsdale ext, but is often taken to be. It is also known for being next to the Long Island Sound, and is very pretty. There are very good public schools. About 85% of the dads there are lawyers.

kid #1- Cherrio!
kid #2- Why are you talking in a British accent?
kid #1- I'm from a very pleasant little town called Lochmont.
kid #2- Larchmont's in New York, not England.
kid #1- Don't be ridiculous, you silly little chap! Care for a cup of tea?

by ZaZa October 5, 2005

Laisha

Laisha is a bitch, and she will fuck you up no doubt 😗

Laisha is a bad bitch.

by Bitchhoebitch February 28, 2019