premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.

Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.

by Websters new August 7, 2014

Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

i’ll pay you back later.

i won’t pay you back and you can go fuck yourself.

hey bro, could you pick up the check? i’ll pay you back later.

by y=my+b May 28, 2019

green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.

Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.

by Coletrain December 12, 2007

bi now, gay later

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.

guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.

by bluepens September 10, 2005

later on

a way of saying good bye or see you later

Person 1: well i got to got now
Person 2: okay
Person 1: later on
Person 2: later

by Emma Porter May 28, 2005