Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009

With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!

Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"

by ASF18A! February 25, 2010

tx3 laser turbo

a car that has changed the evolution of all wheel drive cars in the early 1990's and is now considered to be a cheaper substitute to new subaru wrx's and lancer evolutions. allso made by mazda as "familia gtx" or 2second quarter mile faster version "familia gtr" which is compareable to a new wrx sti and will beat skyline gtr's in stock form.

that tx3 laser turbo just blasted that rattly commo...

by kfsRule September 27, 2005

Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.

Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!

by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009

laser tag dance

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.

Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!

by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005