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Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape January 2, 2013
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salty lagoon

In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.
when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.
by Toffifee March 18, 2009
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blue lagoon

While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.
by Matt Ensminger June 22, 2008
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LaBounty

A man of much money and wealth. A man who balls it up women and on the court. He gets the ladies he wants and gets in the bed whenever he wants.
Yo, im going labounty all tonight.
by Jacob LaBounty November 1, 2008
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laroon

the make of the laroon laherer
the laroon lurked out
by Smiley Guy March 8, 2008
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Lagoontang

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.
"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.
Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!
by Yung FROG May 8, 2016
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