A non-muslim.
by Maskrade July 5, 2024
Get the Kuff mug.To kiffin to be assured of meeting your goals to just stop and do something else for no apparent reasons too.
Similar to wiffin where you have all you need to succeed but though ego you fall short
Similar to wiffin where you have all you need to succeed but though ego you fall short
I was almost to the top of the mountain weather was perfect but I pulled a kiffin and went back to base camp to play pickle ball
by Mortar McTrebuchet November 25, 2025
Get the Kiffin mug.A behavioral condition marked by extreme self-righteousness, performative morality, and chronic credit-hoarding. Often observed in leaders who loudly proclaim virtue, faith, or humility while quietly maximizing their own compensation and minimizing everyone else’s contributions.
A person exhibiting Koffisim will:
• Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole responsibility
• Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s
• Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort
• Appear generous in words, absent in actions
• Lead from the front… of the mirror
Symptoms include:
Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary.
Origin:
Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where authenticity goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
A person exhibiting Koffisim will:
• Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole responsibility
• Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s
• Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort
• Appear generous in words, absent in actions
• Lead from the front… of the mirror
Symptoms include:
Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary.
Origin:
Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where authenticity goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
• “He just thanked the whole team and then took credit for the project—classic Koffisim.”
• “I thought it was leadership until I realized it was just Koffisim with a LinkedIn profile.”
• “That bonus speech was pure Koffisim—faith-based branding with profit-centered execution.”
• “I thought it was leadership until I realized it was just Koffisim with a LinkedIn profile.”
• “That bonus speech was pure Koffisim—faith-based branding with profit-centered execution.”
by OrtegaChilli December 16, 2025
Get the Koffisim mug.A term of endearment used primarily for friends when excitedly telling them about fun things you did or making plans.
Bitch kulfiiiiii!
by Sitapple March 10, 2021
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League of legends part-time lover
Doesn't know how to train legs so has a big condition of chicken legs.
Claims to be the perfect man referring him-self to superman despite not having black hair.
Thinks he is a genius but believes the world is flat.
Will steal your cat to make dog food that he will eat for protein.
League of legends part-time lover
Doesn't know how to train legs so has a big condition of chicken legs.
Claims to be the perfect man referring him-self to superman despite not having black hair.
Thinks he is a genius but believes the world is flat.
Will steal your cat to make dog food that he will eat for protein.
That Louis is Rohan's little puppet but didn't get his chicken curry cause he was afraid of seeing his legs in the meal
The louis Kufferman theory is that the world is flat.
The louis Kufferman theory is that the world is flat.
by Demarcus Cousin November 21, 2021
Get the Louis Kufferman mug.Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kufferman mug.The nickname for literally the best (and obv cutest) guy alive duh. I've met him so unexpectedly, but he's the most loveable person i've ever meet. If you have him in your life, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. Sometimes he is a sassy and lil overdramatic princess, but that's fine, bcs i literally love it and his loving brown (i love brown, accept that) eyes make up for it. Because of him i became the cheesiest person, but honestly not complaining being a lovergirl duhh. If u don't find him in the gym, u gonna find him in a restaurant, trying new stuff, with his friends or literally in his room, playing spiderman 2 (or Fortnite atm huh), while ordering something. Even though i would call him perfect in all ways, there is something he doesn't want to learn (hint: it starts with B und nobody with a right mind likes it) and his sleep schedule isn't the best, but that's fine because than he can text me more hehe. He's 'obsession' with cats, makes him even cuter. He makes you laugh, no matter how you feel (besides the fact that he's the funniest obv) and you always feel so appreciated. You feel so safe around him and he really shows u affection, so that u never have to overthink. I hope he knows how much i appreciate him and how important he is to me, and that i'm so lucky having him. He's literally me in the opposite gender and i love it. He is a cute, handsome, charming, loveable, all around amazing man and literally my favourite person.
i adore u pookiebear💞
i adore u pookiebear💞
by teaalover November 23, 2023
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