Kossher Berger

A jew whose last name is berger

you like kossher bergers

by llalalalalala October 20, 2010

Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.

Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."

by The Man with no face June 23, 2016

BLP Kosher

A dirty wannabe nigger kike who sounds like he is on drugs when he raps and has infinitely worse music then his negro counterparts.

P1: ever heard of BLP Kosher?

P2: yeah hes a stupid kike who makes ass music

by your local rapist September 5, 2023

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

Kosherosity

the term referring to something's level of kosher

Chillin poolside with Victorias Secret models possesses a high kosherosity. Running out of toilet paper while home alone possesses a low kosherosity.

by KosherKarl December 26, 2013

kooshed

The act of being extremely sad and want to tell ur friends without making them uncomfortable

Bro ____ didn’t fuck me tonight, I’m so kooshed

by Lynd$$$$$$$ November 10, 2018

kosher

it means blessed by a rabbi.

Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.

by tpn1 June 5, 2020