Kiger

One who drinks entirely to much, wakes up in random places, occasionally pisses on floor, countless sexual conquest one after another, and generally one who does not give a flying fuck.

Dude you just pulled a "Kiger"
There is no suck thing as a sober "Kiger"

by The eulsive Kiger April 30, 2009

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007

kindergender

A "gender" where the adult party feels as if they are a kid trapped in an adults body. The adult party feels attraction to children as well...

"Hey man, I would like to come out to you as kindergender, I am a kid trapped and I want to love other kids"
"Isn't that PEDOPHILIA?"
"No, it's kindergender..."

by WeirdEmpoleon February 22, 2017

kinder whore

a specific style consisting of little girl style dresses, knee high socks/tights, marry janes, smeared lipstick, and heavy eye makeup and things of the same likeness. first thought up by Courtney love in the 90s.

Samantha looks like a 5 year old prostitute. thats so kinder whore.

by Kelly050192 October 11, 2008

kinderpissing

the act of pulling one's pants down to the ankles while pissing in a urinal.

Kinderpissing is typically frowned upon in this institution.

by Tay-lo December 20, 2006

kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007

reverse kanger

When one strattles the toilet bowl in the reverse position and takes a shit leaving the front of the toilet bowl covered in shit.
For maximum results dont flush.

I did a reverse kanger in jimmys toilet on the weekend at his 3rd birthday party

by the poo professor April 19, 2009