when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
by jericasyn January 8, 2017
Get the keistered mug.The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.
'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1
'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2
'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1
'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg
'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak
'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2
'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1
'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg
'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak
by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011
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As the milf walked by the two teenage males, they thoroughly keystered her large ass and double-D's.
by Violet! October 20, 2008
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2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.
3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .
4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!
5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.
6) Loves Cher.
7) Loves his friends.
8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!
9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!
10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!
2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.
3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .
4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!
5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.
6) Loves Cher.
7) Loves his friends.
8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!
9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!
10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!
by Cole K. November 22, 2011
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1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010
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