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jumping on the douchewagon

upon following some trends that should not be followed one is jumping on the douchewagon!

bandwagon for douchey behavior.
a while back when the douchecrew guys would wear the sunvisors (you use to see at the dollar store for the old people) upsidedown and backwards making them look like toolbots? anybody dressing like that was jumping on the douchewagon. I think it is safe to say that "popped" collars on polo-shirts falls into the same category.
by specialedge December 3, 2010
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Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.
She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?
by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010
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jumping around

Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.
I'm jumping around with my bestie right now.
by Justfiguringthisout1990 April 22, 2018
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Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.
by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
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Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.
Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!
by Rellik Venom October 13, 2006
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jumping the shark

Chris Wylde. Whoo-ee. Now there's a man whose opnion you should listen to.
He also sells DiGiorno, and had a shitty talk show on Comedy Central for a while.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD
I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.
by mj July 7, 2004
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