a comment on a blog that, instead of making the poster look smart and well-rounded, instead makes them look stupid because a) they think that a blog is journalism, and b) they think that bias can be used to replace biased.
Blogger: I don't like a popular software company.
Commenter: Bias journalisms!
Blogger: Fuck you, dumbass.
Other Commenters: that's bias!
Blogger: Fuck you too.
Commenter: Bias journalisms!
Blogger: Fuck you, dumbass.
Other Commenters: that's bias!
Blogger: Fuck you too.
by sartorish November 18, 2010
Get the bias journalismsmug. (noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
by boobylips January 28, 2014
Get the drunk journalmug. 1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
Get the Slop Journalismmug. A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
Get the journal-listmug. A gratitude journal is a book for recognizing, appreciating, and recording pleasant occurrences, blessings, and moments of authentic happiness and contentment.
Zakiyya Rosebelle’s “The Happy Birthday Book” is a gratitude journal that brings fun and cheer throughout the year by encouraging you to embrace the art of positive thinking, indulge yourself in the beautiful things in life, and celebrate and love yourself.
by Zakiyya Rosebelle May 31, 2017
Get the Gratitude Journalmug. Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.
Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.
by geekmalone April 8, 2021
Get the Suicide Bomber Journalismmug. 