johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

johannson

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013

johantan ayala

Aka Lil J A FUCKIN awesome friend he cute too he probably fucked ur bitch

Johantan Ayala fucked my bitch

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner January 30, 2018

Jathans coc

Honestly the fattest specimen available in the dildo store

Would you like a jathans coc?

by wankywank January 16, 2020

Johanne

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.

See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne

by SMU1234 June 6, 2020

Johanne

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af

Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot

by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020