A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.
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Dude 1:What are you doing
Dude 2: living like johnavon
Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
Dude 2: living like johnavon
Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
by Big Boy Slade December 16, 2020
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Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
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