Jizzifination

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.

Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

by Jizzifination for life dude January 22, 2011

jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

by fagomir March 11, 2013

jizzie

my super hot friend aka nikki who makes all the guys come in their pants

guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants

by jizziegavemehead February 6, 2005

Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009

Jizzstance

Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.

Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.

by Rizznitz May 11, 2013

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

jizzicle

when you jizz in a popsicle molding and then put in the freezer. You then give it to your girlfrend for a special occasion and fuck her while she licks it and eats it. :) they can aslso stick it in their pussy's

I gave my girl a jizzicle the other day and she loved it.

by elan smith February 1, 2008