Jessica 

A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't

Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.

Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.

Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue

Jessica by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017

Jessica 

She has a big but

Jessica, I like your but.

Jessica by Spicerbot January 17, 2018

Jessica 

Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.

Mikey is one lucky boy, He’s got Jessica!

Jessica by The lucky boy July 5, 2018

Jessica 

Jessica is one of a kind. She's very generous and she has a kind heart. When you get close to a Jessica, she'll be very hard to get and she has a hard time loving people. If you make her a promise, she'll always remember. When you have a Jessica, don't let her go just because you thought she was toxic; she's been through a lot and just needs love. Take care of her and let her know you'll always be there for her.

"Hey who's that pretty girl over there?"
"Oh that's Jessica, if you want her, don't fuck it up."

Jessica by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018

jessica 

a girl who eats slower than a sloth.

look how slow she eats
wow what a jessica

jessica by fanboy990 March 17, 2019

Jessica 

he epic tiktoker you see on your for you page. She has a lot of hoes but stays loyal to her one and only squidward. #SQUIDISBAE Around her friends she is le epic and makes hilarious jokes. But around random ppl she likes to blend in by wearing CAMO. She hates the office with a passion bc of her worst friend patrick star. Her TikToks are le
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best

DAMN JESSICA AND SQUIDWARD BE COUPLE GOALZZ

Jessica by tiny dancer July 12, 2019

Jessica 

Jessica is a total heather. She will be there for you whenever you need her and she is very kind.

My best friend Jessica is a total heather

Jessica by Peepeepoopooheadsbestfriend October 10, 2020