Jerego

Usually used to describe someone with a tiny penis.

"Fuck off, you Jerego!"

by Guess who lolz... March 3, 2008

Jerging

A Bahamian word thats used for overly or unnecessary complimenting someone. Also used as "No lotion"
from the Jergings Lotion

Quit Jerging her outfit!

I miss you more then i miss her, No lotion

by mikblah August 9, 2010

Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.

Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”

by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022

Jargonaut

One who travels through the deepest depths of hell, in search of new jargon. Typically travels with other jargonauts, never leaves home without blank DVDs (in case "Mr. & Mrs. Smith could possibly be pirated off of someone they encounter on the way).

Has jargonaut lost his mind?
Can jargonaut see or is jargonaut blind?
Can jargonaut walk at all,
Or if jargonaut moves will he fall?
Is jargonaut alive or dead?
Has jargonaut thoughts within jargonaut's head?
We’ll just pass jargonaut there
Why should we even care?

by Carl Engelke April 18, 2006

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005

Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jerkowitz

Implies that someone is not only a jerk but a cheap Jew.

After punching a baby and taking his money, I said "Adam you are such a jerkowitz."

by Robmaw September 7, 2007