Jacob

Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

Girl:"hes so sweet and romantic!!!"

Other girl:"he's definitely a Jacob!!!"

by Donttalktome November 8, 2013

karl jacobs

our favourite industry plant

karl jacobs is my favourite industry plant!

by bananabread7 April 24, 2021

Jacob Strickland

tends to be a manwhore but is someone that you cannot stay mad at. what he lacks in a relationship, he makes up for in friendship. many people believe he may secretly be a rodeo clown. Some people even go as far as to think that he is a clown due to his brightly colored clothing. he is also associated with several groups such as the bermuda trriangle, super smashed bros and the family

Dat nigga jacob strickland

by tweez123 August 1, 2011

jacob and natalie

two amazing people that the world revolves around and should be together :)

Oh, that couple is so close. They must be Jacob and Natalie.

by skittle26 November 13, 2017

jacoby ellsbury

kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.

Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!

by Red Sox > You November 6, 2007

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.


(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)

by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. October 4, 2008