Java Jacket

When a man is ass fucking a female, and he pulls it out of her butthole, and its covered in shit.

Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.

by TRAPSTAR550 August 11, 2010

java enigma

The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.

Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.

by canndodd November 26, 2009

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

java flow

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.

Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!

by Wonkavision May 10, 2016

java.(interrupt)

java.(interrupt) is used in a coding language called java to call an upper-line interrupt (preset of commands).

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by CodeManY May 7, 2017

java vu

When you get your cream and sugar just right in your coffee, and then the waitress comes by and fills up your cup.

The waitress kept giving me java vu.

by ezDave February 22, 2019