Arkansas Janitor

a man who walks around hacking so loudly the sirens in the school go off and the hallways fill with mucus.

HACK COUGH PHHHSHT SPLAP BEEEEP BEEEPPP
--- now thats an Arkansas Janitor

by asdffgjk October 6, 2008

tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020

Nazi Janitor

Someone who makes too much of an effort to make something appear unnecessarily good or better than it is, and gets mad at others for "messing it up"

In reference to that time at Aushwitz when SS guards told prisoners to clean their rooms so when other people saw the camps, they would appear clean, despite the horrendous deeds.

Parent: (hosing down the driveway which is covered in children's chalk art)
Child: WTF are you doing?

Parent: cleaning
Child: You're such a Nazi Janitor! ugh!

by barnyardtippertapper December 10, 2020

pipe janitor

a person that is a pipe janitor is just plumber

hey its me the pipe janitor boss

by tord the tord the tord the tor February 7, 2022

Nashville Janitor

Making the bald man cry and sipping the bottle on the job site.

“Hey Erick, why did Earl get fired?”
“He pulled a Nashville Janitor”

by Crimecitycentralcity September 28, 2023

Obese Janitor

A morbidly obese Janitor who is extremely good at CS2

Obese Janitor is obese 👍

by anonymous October 6, 2023

Trans janitor

A janitor that is biologically a male but act like a women and wears feminine makeup

Hey! Did you see the trans janitor that our school just hired?

by Yahmahm January 13, 2024