Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Jacob Burns

Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.

Jacob Burns has a massive dick

by Danielle Perez December 9, 2012

Jaclyn

An underrated girl. Somebody guys regret not going for. She’s smart, pretty, and loud, and overdramatizes everything. She can’t help but be perfect and she doesn’t know it

oh here comes jaclyn
OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT!!
What
MY SHOES UNTIED

by The salt wizard December 22, 2019

Jaclyn

Ok look BEFORE you vote no on this hear me out! I need your help
I want to ask out a girl named jaclyn and I don’t know how so I’m just going to show her this, but it needs to be voted in
Pls fellow urban dictionary users, help me out!!

Hey jaclyn
Pls date me
<3

by The salt wizard December 23, 2019

Team Jacob

Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires

Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 10, 2009

jacob black

Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.

This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.

Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.

by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007

the jacob

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.

Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.

by Jacob_F May 12, 2007