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jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.
Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.
Jacobellis by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006
A very sweet and loving girl but when you get her mad she will flip out and beat your ass may she sometimes lose but she won t care as long as she teaches you a lesson ;) don t mess with a jacel !
They name jacel is a very nice name
Jacel by Bigdick daddy February 19, 2019

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.
Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.
Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019