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Person 1: Do you have a PLAYBUTTON?
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by JACKSUCKSATOPENINGBOXES July 18, 2020

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011

jackmouth

A person who is in every measure, deficient, unsatisfactory, or incompetent

Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer is a complete jackmouth

by Ricky August 19, 2004

jacksucksatlife

that one kazoo guy,, no not kazoo kid

hey did you see that one kazoo guy??
yeah! that’s jacksucksatlife

by kateuhlyn December 20, 2019

jackobate

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

by Mr Mont July 8, 2009

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by xGriff06 May 11, 2020