by ZasterBlaster58 March 22, 2019
Get the Jack Cake mug.To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.
Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.
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Fangirl 1: The Percy Jackson Movies are terrible. The book is wayyyyy better.
Fangirl 2: IKR! How could they Uncle Rick *starts uncontrollably sobbing*
Fangirl 2: IKR! How could they Uncle Rick *starts uncontrollably sobbing*
by Percico_Phan October 30, 2016
Get the Percy Jackson Movies mug.Might be a little introverted at first, but will open up more to you if you stay around for a little. Is a true friend/lover. Don’t hurt them, they probably won’t give you a second chance, since they let you be a part of their everyday life (such as activities or holidays). Won’t hesitate to fight for the good or defend someone that has been treated badly.
“Someone just made me a compliment, it was very unexpected, but it was so nice!”
“Oh that might’ve been Jacquelin she’s so lovely!”
“Oh that might’ve been Jacquelin she’s so lovely!”
by misterstarkidontwannago August 4, 2018
Get the Jacquelin mug.The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.
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Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
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Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
by JStakz May 6, 2017
Get the Double Jacksaw mug.The wife of President John F. Kennedy. Considered by many to be the hottest first lady ever. She was known for her great fashion sense, elegance and beauty. She also refurnished the White House into the prettiest house in America turning into the historical museum it is today. She loved her husband so much she was willing to ignore that he was boning Marilyn Monroe and every other woman in America. After her husband's brains were splattered on her dress in 1963. She went into obscurity and later married Aristotle Onassis in 1968 who was the richest man in the world at that time. But she didn't love him and married him only for the money as she didn't get much inheritance from her dead former husband. When he died in 1975, Jackie later returned to becoming a fashion icon and model and naughty naked photos of her surfaced in Huster magazine soon after. She died in 1994 of cancer.
Jackie Kennedy was definately the hottest first lady ever, she makes Hillary Clinton look like a dead horse.
by MG14 June 2, 2010
Get the Jackie Kennedy mug.An innocent person, humanitarian and global treasure who uses his platform to speak for downtrodden and marginalized humans and raises millions of dollars for social causes around the world.
(OR) Being stalked, maligned, attacked; being accused of crimes, egotism or assorted behaviors falsely while innocent; and being and mocked for trying to bring social and cultural problems to light to improve the condition of the world and make it a better place.
(OR) a sickness in humanity that causes it to admire, esteem and build up its global humanitarian treasures as they rise from their midst, only to hound, tear down and bully them with tabloid and mainstream journalism until they succumb to the lethal pressures of visibility, fame and fatal empathy for fellow humans or the the human condition. To leave them dispirited or dead, quickly moving on to the next target.
(OR) Being stalked, maligned, attacked; being accused of crimes, egotism or assorted behaviors falsely while innocent; and being and mocked for trying to bring social and cultural problems to light to improve the condition of the world and make it a better place.
(OR) a sickness in humanity that causes it to admire, esteem and build up its global humanitarian treasures as they rise from their midst, only to hound, tear down and bully them with tabloid and mainstream journalism until they succumb to the lethal pressures of visibility, fame and fatal empathy for fellow humans or the the human condition. To leave them dispirited or dead, quickly moving on to the next target.
by NamasteBK October 24, 2012
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