Inverted Flute

When your dick gets punched into your stomach.

“I got an inverted flute”
“Man that must’ve hurt”

by fireball11 October 13, 2018

inverted cocktail

its when a girls ass is facing upward and the guy nuts in her ass, and second woman takes a sip of the nut using a straw.

like in such a way that she is laying down and the back is taking support of a sofa and you are sitting on the couch and fucking her from the top with your dick downwards. after you nut in her ass, the other girl will sip the cum form the first girl's ass

(its a position in which the girl's ass is facing upwards and the guy fucks her from the top. when he busts a nut the other girl takes a sip from the ass- this is inverted cocktail)

by Dark Eclipse August 30, 2021

Inverted Mountain

Another word for an idiot or a nerd

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
“I know right!”

by Anonymousbeansprout September 17, 2021

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.

"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.

"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.

by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011