Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021

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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

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intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 18, 2009

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Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob

Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.

by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017

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A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.

Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one

by BtrSpdr May 25, 2018

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