committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 02, 2014

Commit a undertale

Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death

I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale

by WilliamXu210 August 29, 2022

commit atrocities

Another way for someone to say they want to have sex

Would you like to commit atrocities with me?

by [REEDACTED] September 28, 2022

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 21, 2021

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 January 28, 2012