Idaho

IDAHO

Ingredients: Californians, contains less than 2% of the following--Idahoans.

Welcome to Idaho. Now Go Home.

by makmillion December 11, 2011

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Idan

Idans are Israeli men who are the epitome of awesome. Most Idans struggle to cope with their sexiness, yet spend much of their time reaping the benefits of their innate majestic aura. The best definition, all the while appreciating the limits of the English language, is: Idans are the quintessential men.

Note: Idan may even be used as an adjective.

Bob: If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?
John: Including superheros?
Bob: Sure.
John: I'd be an Idan.

Dan: That's the coolest thing I've ever seen - that was idanness.

by truthspeaker85 April 9, 2010

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

Idar

A very cute sexmachine

It's actually a person whit the name Idar

He is very cute and Great in bed

Idar is the guy who is cute and maybe your best freind.

and his very very great in bed, try him!

by pandamaniac11 April 12, 2010

Idan

Idan is a really peaceful guy who is quiet externally but truly the sweetest bean. He is very intelligent and just wants to help people.

Idan is such a nice guy. He helped me carry my stuff home the other day.

by zirain April 15, 2020

The Idaho Joe

When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.

(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)

Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.

by Schmidt-Dogg & Alejandra R. October 1, 2007