Group Sex//Inbred Humanity

My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"

birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu

by KyePlays April 6, 2021

Humanity.

Humanity: Yes, a big word! Humanity contains all, i suspect, living human beings that inhibit and "protect" the world and it's neighbouring stones, rocks and other elements, as well.

We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.

In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
So yes, if it was something you have done, you might try to blame the tree in a poetic manner or seek to stone a piece of soap but that's all there is to it.

"Humanity. By trees i think you mean your family? I thought so. Keep Coloring."

"No, not a sea mammal, no, can't eat it, i know it sounds like ham, "humanity."

by good attention September 3, 2013

Humanity

An outdated term first coined in the 13th Century which describes an ideological yet ludicrous sense of global and ethical coexistence amongst Human-Beings.

Before execution a prisoner looks to his King and asks

"where is your humanity?!".
*The King Laughs*

by Fingerguns January 20, 2016

Sir Humpalot

A Royal Hump. Someone that seems to enjoy being an idiot and/or causing others grief.

I think it's time we put Sir Humpalot in his place.

by Humphrey H. Hump October 3, 2014

humpdity dumpdity

When a girl has to shit when you give her anal and she pops it out when your still in.

What the fuck bitch!? A humpdity dumpdity? Come on!

by Boyzee Bonkers July 6, 2008

humpity dumpity

the act of humping someone rapidly with one leg cocked. Of course, it is only called the humpity dumpity if both parties are completely clothed and works best on the first person to pass out aka J Cross!!!

"J Cross you want a little humpity dumpity??'

by crimebosscross October 19, 2008

Humbality

The state of not being a real word.

Person 1: "I wasn't actually humble, so I chose humbality."

Person 2: "We all know you simply misspelled 'humbal- a knight who is not in a guild. Not in a guild for reasons."

by Nothumbality August 2, 2025