Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

Horse Dung

Horse Dung is a condition where a fellow human being smells like horse dung. It reeks very bad and they should just take a darn shower. Morons.

“That kid has Horse Dung. EWWWWWWW”
“Looks like horse dung too. AHHGHAHAHAHA”
“Whyareyousomeantomeijustwantmymommy”

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021

Pain Horse

When you hurt yourself & the pain is so intense that you hop and buck around like you’re riding an invisible animal.

Man he smashed his thumb and had to ride up on that pain horse!

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.

Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?

by StressTree December 12, 2022

Horse Pop

An alcoholic beverage. Inspired by the drink found in the internet sensation Amazing Horse. It has the striking resemblance to urine in a cup.

Ingredients:

1. 1 oz Whiskey

2. 1 oz Tequila

3. 2 oz Mountain Dew

Note: All ingredients must be served at room temperature. For added effect, drink can be slightly heated up in the microwave. Also whiskey and tequila must be the cheapest brand the bar has.

Pete: Can I get 6 Horse Pops warmed to perfection?

Bartender: Ok, you guys have issues...

by Still Sober April 10, 2010

Horse Swag

A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.

When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.

Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin

Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"

Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"

by D1andOnly January 7, 2013

dark horse

Not the main favored candidate. Someone somewhat unkown who exceeds expectations of all others in an event. This saying is said to go back to the Victorian politician Benjamin Disraeli who, apart from finding time to regularly become Prime Minister, also found time to write a novel called "The Young Duke". In the book there is a description of a horse race in which the two favourites cannot make the running. In the meanwhile "a dark horse...rushed past the grandstand in a sweeping triumph".

Georgia Tech was a dark horse in the 2004 NCA basketball tournament.

by King May 6, 2005