greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Burn'n Hoop's

This is a slang for saying you are going to smoke Marijuana. This is slang for smoking marijuana because when one uses a bowl it looks like they are burning a hoop.

Ex1: Hey man Im Burn'n Hoop's wanna join?
Ex2: Lets go Burn some Hoops

by Kev-O tha Great October 10, 2009

hoop juice

Anal juice, juice from the aforementioned anus.

Whoa man, get that hoop juice away from my mouth, why do you even have it on your fingers?

by Londondewd March 10, 2008

hoop scoop

When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.

My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop

by JayAddie January 19, 2022

Hoop Stealer

Someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan

Wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims

by docswenson May 8, 2010

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.

Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.

by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006